I have come to the conclusion that hotel mirrors around the world are specially made to mislead the gullible like myself.
Being the sensitive sort and fair of skin I always liberally apply factor 30 sun cream otherwise I have a tendency to resemble a belisha beacon within the first 24 hours of a holiday. But even though factor 30 is almost sun block I still manage to see a sun kissed face looking back at me in the hotel mirror. This instant gratification leads to the further pleasure that sunbathing obviously makes you thinner! My middle aged spread appears considerably reduced, oh what a happy man I am.
With this in mind I wondered whether it would be profitable to install hotel mirrors in the entrance to the school, wouldn't it be wonderful to begin every day feeling good about yourself.
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